For over a decade, Eventide sold you the best pedal you couldn't operate. One knob. A menu designed by someone who hated you. An app that dropped right before the chorus.

The faithful called it deep, not hard. Skill issue.

Now they've bolted real knobs onto it, called it the H9 Gen 2, and admitted the workflow was the problem all along.

Six hundred bucks for the dignity of a knob on a pedal you already own.

I'll buy it the second it lands. I have no spine. Neither do you.